As this trend continues, all white liquids will be deemed “milks.” Up next? Glue = “Sticky milk.” 

If I’m an ordinary American, why do I care that some people don’t strictly abide by the terms of their visas?

Are visa overstays an actual meaningful problem in need of an enforcement-based solution?

I mean, on how to deal with visa overstays “I don’t know” is a pretty decent answer. The US government’s only response has been to propose a biometric entry/exit system, where not only do foreign visitors have to record their fingerprints when they enter, but they have to record their fingerprints when they leave as…

“The stress on the immigration court system will only increase as backlogs continue to skyrocket due to the shutdown,” Reichlin-Melnick told the network.

Oh god there’s no way you could remake MXC. Takeshi’s castle was so weird and varied, I doubt there’s any good equivalent.

I mean I’m with you, I’ve been watching Ninja Warrior content since the Japanese version was airing on G4 a decade ago. I love that nobody wins. But that’s not necessarily a popular opinion.

The idea that Beto was a nobody only exists in the minds of coastals, that coastals get more media time doesn’t make flyover people irrelevant.

Oh god so you’re saying this is another American Ninja Warrior, a ridiculous show that I weirdly love because it is relentlessly positive and affirming? Guess I have to watch it now!

There are 535 members of Congress. I can name maybe 75 of them total? 100 at most.

Definitely both. His campaign was simultaneously a failure and a success beyond his wildest ambitions. Like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, he managed to go from utter obscurity to national contender over the span of a year. But while AOC is actually going and governing now, Beto is facing his first unemployment for years,…

Haven’t watched the clip entirely but she actually never says ICE in the clip, and in context she’s very clearly talking about CBP because she pivots to talking about the border. Since Trump is asking for more funding for both ICE and CBP, it’s a weird argument to claim that she somehow got it wrong.

But the conservative establishment will let this go without a peep.

Best parts about no longer living in NYC? I don’t have to deal with inches-deep slush puddles at corners. Because fuck, those sonsofbitches are the literal worst.

The poor boy was locked in a freezing facility built like a police holding cell (no beds, no doctors, no humane treatment) for days, with less food than he should have gotten (we know this from other experiences) and never once having received an initial medical screening as is required in any real jail around the…

Important note! This decision just applies at the initial “credible fear” screening stage. My reading of the decision is that immigration judges making the decision to grant or deny asylum will still be required to follow Jeff Sessions’ decision in Matter of A-B-. In other words, Sessions awful decision still stands,…

Less reported is CBP/Border Patrol’s incredibly frustrating habit of destroying migrants’ belongings after they cross the border or turn themselves in at a port of entry. CBP will often literally just open someone’s backpack and dump everything inside in the trash. They don’t even bother with forfeiture, they just…

Mazel tov on completing that dreaded set of 1L fall semester exams! That shit is hard. 

It’s days like this when I try to determine which I dislike more; Suffolk County or Nassau County.