Okay, but I’m only going to pay you in FTP microtransaction gems.

“Every New CVS Summer Beauty Item Is Less Than $20 So Get Ready To Spend.”

I mean, look, I’m a man of modest means. Surely a bank will lend me, a white male in the prime of my earnings years, a small loan in which to pursue a fruitful business venture.

Last I heard, Univision was asking for $1 billion for Gawker/Gizmodo/Fusion Media.

Gawker.com was completely split from the other Kinjaverse sites when Denton sold it to Univision post-trial. It was put up for a totally separate auction. All the other sites are now part of Gizmodo Media Group, which is owned by Univision, which announced on Monday that it would be putting all of GMG up for auction…

No, but GMG is currently making a profit, I believe. Or at least, was still making a profit a year or so ago. Just... not enough of a profit for the MBA dickfucks at Univision, so they’re going to gut it and sell it.

Hey, does any bank want to lend me the small amount of $150 million? I promise I’ll do a better job managing GMG than Univision and all I’m asking is that the company turn a profit; it doesn’t have to be an insane profit, just, you know, a profit.

Thankfully this is just the actual corpse of Gawker.com; the GMG sale including Jezebel has yet to happen (barf).

Honestly, I think a large part of the problem with the House began with the “reforms” in 1994-1996 when Gingrich and the Moral Majority came into power and stripped the standing committees of the vast majority of their nonpartisan staffers and experts.

From what I have read, both the Trump administration and the criminal gangs along the border make it very difficult for asylum seekers to follow US law. Ports of entry along the border allow very few asylum seekers into the facility in a day, probably a combination of being genuinely overwhelmed by the influx of…

<3 I’m sorry.

Because they look good when your pants are off. And they’re more comfortable to lounge around it; none of the loose bagginess of boxers, without the tightness of briefs.

Spoiler alert; it’s holding disappointment.

Here’s a Splinter article on it from last year (with, hilariously, a big comment from me expressing the same thing as this comment, showing at least I’m consist).

At what point do we consider storming these fucking facilities and actually getting those kids back together with their families?

Activists have demanded that the government avoid holding trans women and other L.G.B.T. migrants in detention altogether. Just over half of trans people are held at the specialized unit at the Cibola center, the ICE spokeswoman said, whereas the dozens spread across other facilities are “housed in units at the…

My heart breaks for these kids and for their mothers and their fathers who have to deal with this.

I love that story so much. 

Thanks to the recent election of Larry Krasner last year! He campaigned specifically on massive police reforms, and by god, he’s actually doing it!

If any museum could actually fix racism, it’s the Smithsonian African American Museum. I’m generally a pretty stoic guy, and I came close to bursting into tears and sobbing several times when walking through that museum. The part where they have actors reading contemporary accounts from people who were being sold and…