Huge, if true.

“Anyone with an IQ over 160, ‘my people’ as I like to call them, knows that left turns are time-eaters. I optomized the route in order to take full advantage of Right on Red. Shaved off a full day of house-hunting. A day that can be used for parent/child bonding. A day I actually used for an interview with SI, where I…

Working for Snyder is bad, but I wouldn’t compare it to being on death row.

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

I know very little about soccer, but I’m a graduate student at Umass Boston and I get to walk by their creepy phallus logo every day on my way to class. He even has “the snarl”

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

In the same way lowering the deficit doesn’t lower the total debt, but at least slows its accumulation.

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Big if true

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.