thenjkid
The New Jersey Kid
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Hey NJ friend!

It’s a time of upheaval and regime change, of GlassYost and Perezstrikeout.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

I suppose there was some semblance of [the whole civility, compromise, and consensus thing] once upon a time that we, especially older voters, can look back upon fondly.

Michigan alumni are so pissed they haven’t been caught up in this yet.

Pretty sure the naked guy is Senator Rick Scott. 

It’s the remix to conviction.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

God, take a break, because Ashley is doing your work now.

Well, she needs to be Exiled from Twitterville.

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

And if they do know about them but don’t care, why bother seeing the movie itself?

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

Why is it always “audiences today are too sensitive” and not “creators back then weren’t sensitive enough”?

It was clearly the red, red wine.