Sweet merciful crap!

Steely Dan at number 4?!!??  Fine, just let Spanfeller burn the place to the ground.

Video store clerk is the best minimum wage job!  I worked at a shitty one that was rarely busy, had a real popcorn machine that we could help ourselves to, and we could play whatever movie we wanted over the tv as long as it wasn’t R-rated or too risque.  Just got to watch movies the whole time with only occasional…

And yet, here you are posting about it.

Yeah, there’s a difference between being kind (not kicking George Bush in the balls when you encounter him no matter how much he deserves it) and choosing to hang out with one of history’s greatest pre-2016 monsters in social situations.

Who was cooler in the two versions of essentially the same John Wayne movie? James Caan as Mississippi in “El Dorado” or Ricky Nelson as Colorado in “Rio Bravo?” On the one hand, James Caan is more badass than Ricky Nelson (you can be damn sure no one was calling him Missy), but on the other hand, Ricky Nelson got to…

Having to read Hard Times once in high school and once in college killed Dickens for many years for me (god, I hated that book). But I finally got around to Great Expectations recently and really enjoyed it, so I suppose I’m due for another Dickens read.

Drew Magary! How many ads to I have to watch to pay for his expensive-ass hospital stays? But naw, I was just trying to think of other ways you could separate out healthcare as a line item in your revenue model.  In conclusion, Darren Rovell sucks.

[Addresses rest of Deadspin commentariat]

[Jerks thumb in Wurrwulf’s direction]

Get a load of this [obvious dubbed voice] stinkin’ guy!

-The edited for tv version

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I’ve been mounting a one-man crusade to return dude to its early, cowboy (and Yankee Doodle) era usage of a fancily or ostentatiously dressed man. As in, “get a load of this dude.” Meaning “get a load of this person, who is a dude” as opposed to just “get a load of this [alternate word for person].” Since everyone…

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

I know the internet has anxiously been awaiting my take, so here it is. More homers is fine, but too many gets dull (just like pitchers’ duels are cool to watch, but too many of them with strikeout after strikeout are also very dull). I think baseball is most fun when there’s lots of different stuff going on. Lots of b…

13. Another element the author fails to grasp is that while analytics may be able to predict which ballplayers are suited for MLB play, it has not yet perfected the development of goofy, high calorie stunt foodstuffs.  Without the trial and error and development taking place every season at MiLB parks, it’s unclear…

That’s pretty much exactly what my dentist said to me! Except he left out the parts about explaining that it was nerve pain, what caused it, to use fluoride rinse.

The most important thing about my story was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Thanks for reminding me of the existence of Padilla’s Flotilla.  But I disagree with your characterization of the Wolf Pack setting the template.  As I remember it, the Wolf Pack arose to fill the void left behind by the guys that ran the Schill-O-Meter.  For ever Curt Schilling start, they’d stake out an empty row in…

Yeah, but at least gravy soup sounds like something that it would be nice to dip a big piece of crusty bread into.  But David Brooks on the other hand....well I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but your comment did make me hungry.

You really only need to buy it once to get the live cultures.  Then just save a little bit of your yogurt each time to use in the next batch.

That’s pretty much the standard for American gardens now.  Shitty plants placed waaaaaaaaay too far apart with a sea of store-bought mulch made from dyed shredded up shipping pallets.