Are you kidding, with the hyperinflation that will follow the West Coast sliding into the sea, that will be pretty much peanuts by then.  Besides, our main currency will probably be the Yuan anyway.

Would someone please photoshop that hand with closed fingers so it can be a shirt for the universal wanking motion? 

I really want to see the players hand the owners their asses in a CBA bloodbath, but sadly I don’t think it will happen. 

Also, please note that I’m not making an argument about the value of these things vs.“real sports” like the decathlon or some shit. I’d probably rather my kid get really into breakdancing than a lot of old-school sports.

Now it’s time for me, an old man, to yell at a cloud.

This will make good tv, and I’ll probably watch it, but I think at a fundamental level, it’s lame that all these cool activities are turned into competitive sports (whether olympic or not).

My brother getting those Rhino Nuggets cds (and me subsequently making cassette copies) in the early 90s, was definitely one of my most formative music experiences. 

Not the pee tape we were all hoping would surface, but if it puts a bad man in prison, so be it.

It would do too much damage to the country to hold our leaders to account for committing war crimes, destroying the economy, stealing elections, etc. The American people just wouldn’t be able to handle it, so it’s best to just move on.

-Every Democrat since Watergate when they finally get the reins of power (except…

It’s a perfectly cromulent expressing! (damn, I’m dumb)

The biggest question I have after reading this post: Does Michael Avenatti actually think the expressing is “much to-do about nothing?”

This would no doubt lead to a ten-fold increase in the commentators’ use of the ridiculous phrase “the Olympic Movement.”

Yeah, but then they’d just reboot it.

There have been a few times when the filibuster was extremely valuable though.  Remember that bill to open the camp for the Boy Rangers?  Where would we have been without the valiant filibustering of Sen. Smith?

My fun Cliff Martinez story:
Back in the dark ages, I worked for the Forest Service.  One day, a call comes in on the radio from my co-worker out on a patrol asking if any of us at the Ranger Station had gotten any check-ins from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  It seems they were all backpacking together (with Cliff,…

I mean, I agree that he doesn’t owe us.  But he’s pretty liberal with the details of his masturbation routine, and he did disclose that he once fought a mirror, so I’d be shocked if the details weren’t forthcoming.

I’ve never seen “Girls,” but I really like that dude in literally everything I’ve seen him in.

I mean, it could be both, right? If I commit a crime that harms someone, I could be both sorry that I harmed them, and sorry that I have to spend time in jail.

I’ve always liked Warren a lot, but I’m still having a hard time with her move, though I’m glad she reached out to the Cherokee Nation and did so (at least at…

That’s all true (don’t forget the fairly young Wilson’s stroke that severely debilitated him even though he lived through his administration).  But it’s also true that the two oldest presidents (Reagan and the current disaster) have both shown unmistakable signs of age-related mental degradation, which in some ways…

Similar efforts by his boss, who posted a video with a rap bout putting the “super” back in “superintendant,” fell completely flat.

Though I see your review of the hybrid says “decent” rear seat room.  And I’m pretty much sold on it given your insistence that it can be classified as a wagon.