And that wasn’t the weirdest ingredient, I saw one made with allspice. That’s a good product to try if you’re interested in having red, swollen shut eyes.

From the ‘JezSpin After Dark’ Desk: ESPN’s 2017 Body Issue went live today and here are the only SFW shots that I can put up here (Here’s a NSFW selection for those interested)

But look at this.

*nitpicks woman’s every move since she was a teenager

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

He looks like the human embodiment of sexual harassment.

Also, what about Mika Brzezinski’s tweet?

A friend commented to me that this was the first time she’d seen black millennial characters on TV in settings that weren’t cliche or sensational. She had joked before the show came out that she wanted to see someone microwaving a frozen burrito while black.

Thank GOD most ppl do not follow through. But I’ve been in the unlucky position of having 2 people who were a little bit, erm, litigious. All newspapers that I know of have lawyers on retainer for this and public records issues. If you’re writing for a news site, you can usually just hand over all the legal crap to…

Maybe you should have stayed on the Pier.

Lol. The memes from this non-fight killed me. On another note, can we talk about how great the New Edition performance was? Seeing all the cast come out with the reunited group was amazing.

I also think the live action Paddington movie is pretty great. However, whenever we watched it, my then 7 year old son would use his hand to cover up Nicole Kidman’s face every moment she was onscreen. He said “her face looks like it hurts.” I didn’t explain to him what Botox does to a face. Makes it very placid, in a…

Your opinion lacks nuance and reeks of sexism, of which you are certainly aware. I get secondhand exhaustion watching people like you engage in what I assume you think is clever, covert trolling. You like the idea of coming to a feminist website and taking part in discussions in an initialy congenial fashion,…

So when is it appropriate for a royal to wear a uterus, ovaries and fallopian tubes hat?

I moved to a hat-wearing Euro country three years ago and at first, I made fun of the hats. Then, I got a pink hat as a “haha, look at how Euro I am” ironic wear at my first day at the races. Now I own multiple hats and can’t imagine going to a wedding without. Hats. Are. My. Thing. Now.

If they exhume the body and the first words uttered are not “Hello Dali” I believe it to be an opportunity missed.

I know a guy who thought “candelabra” was “candle opera” until he was maybe 37.

I’m on flimsier ground with pre-Christian Germanic custom. As a Gaelic Polytheist (and as a historian) I’m much more familiar with various Celtic custom. That said from what I do know Easter is probably on the strongest ground, connections wise. But even there the historian in me is uncomfortable drawing too much of a…

I’m a garden designer! I do a lot with natives and perennials but am expanding knowledge into trees and shrubs through Permaculture practices; so mostly edibles, but also medicinal or soil-fixing as well as companion planting for either attracting good bugs/animals or dispelling the bad and encouraging beneficial…