“John Gibson, you’ve been an example to everyone in how to age beautifully and with strength and unapologetically. You admit you’ve had work done, which I think is to your credit. But you look amazing.... I read that you said you’re not proud to say you’ve had work done. Why not?”

OMG Hi fellow Chathamite :) (Well I don’t live there now but I grew up there). Ever go to Shakori Hills?

It’s hella awkward when you think about The Obamas watching things like that BJ conversation.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first cannibal turns to the second cannibal and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

We need Kara back to school these people on what is and is not shade.

Not that anyone cares, but lost I my collective shit about the Megan Kelly thing. I even signed up for twitter just so I could blast that evil entity. My job is literally to make sure military planes don’t go down. I look like I’m a family member of the duck dynstay clan. And guess what. I am le gay. Fuck this noise.…

Between this and the announcement of Jalopnik’s show, I would like to volunteer the home decorations of our humble staff in case anyone would like us to tackle their cruddy house.

The only tulip....is a Dior tulip

I can’t afford to live anywhere other than with my parents and I have student loans for days - seeing gross displays of wealth like this makes me want to die*.

Yes, everything is about race. Or, at least, race informs everything.

The hair care tips accurately describe my beauty routine from last winter. Never let it be said that substance abuse and untreated mental health prevented me from anticipating beauty trends.

Or whatever board regulates chiropractors and doulas.

Um, you are confused. Some organic substances act as pesticides, like ground-up chrysanthemum flowers, but these are not actual pesticides in the generally-accepted sense of the word.

I literally am going to pray that everyone reading this will look up Agroforestry and food forests. It can be done anywhere. Stockbridge School of Agriculture in Massachusetts is starting an Agroforestry farm. Oh, and please buy shade coffee. Again - begging. 🙏

You know, this is getting a little tiresome...

You know, this is the first time I’ve seen a picture of this guy. I have an irresistible urge to feed him an apple, or a handful of oats.

I’m so glad that Lena spoke out about our queer community because when Sarah Paulson and Kate McKinnon win they don’t talk about being lesbians and how winning gives our community visibility.

Yeah, but I am 31 and STTW was on literally in my prime teens. I just dont want to see it scrubbed I guess.

...In a 90s kind of world, I’m glad I’ve got my girls.

“Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!”