Haha, I don’t know why but your comment made me immediately think of this, which also seems relevant to all the other fucking garbagey shit going on right now:

My daughter! She eats ramen noodles like chips and prefers her waffles still frozen. She’s 13 and not growing out of it.

I realized about halfway through watching House of Cards season 1 (years after everyone else, cause that’s how I roll) that my positive feelings toward Claire Underwood were 100% the result of her looking like Cecile Richards.

Also; Jason Chaffetz is calling for an investigation into Comey’s firing.

I read that Abby Lee Miller wasn’t expected to get any jail time but at the end of the first day of her trial she approached the judge and said she liked him and she wanted to take him out to lunch. He reportedly got angry at her comment and decided to sentence her to prison.

The Venn diagram with face tattoos and “colorful” lives overlap 99%

As a black dude I can spot a white supremacist tattoo (or some red laces)half a block away. That shit is pure survival tactics.

(the filename of this gif is “harry styles shoe nutshot”)

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

Hmmm, it appears he suffers from an inner-ear disorder based on these gifs and his music.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

I feel you. I once met Jim O’Heir (Aka Larry, Gary, Jerry, Terry, Barry) from Parks & Rec and about had a god damn panic attack and I had to do a shot before I could even approach him. lol Sweetest guy ever.

I can’t quite put my finger on it but there’s something suspicious about the letter.

I think it’s finally time to stop talking about claiming my Portuguese citizenship and just do it. Even if the EU does break up at least Portugal stays out of wars and I could grow the most amazing tomatoes.

Actually, he is a non-inhibitory serpine, but let’s not get technical.

Ok, I love you Kara, but as a federal criminal attorney, I just want to point out a couple of things that drive me nuts about this reporting. You repeatedly mention that she is on “probation” or “prohibition.” Prohibition is definitely not a thing, but probation is not correct either. She is currently on supervised…

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There’s a reason people of color in this country get heart disease earlier in their lives, and get it more severely than pink people, and it’s not primarily diet or genetics. Microagression and macro aggression hurt your heart. It literally hurts a person’s heart. Sigh.

Do you live below these guys?