I’m now picturing him trying to furiously row away whilel the cops are all on stationary bikes peddling behind him.

Tom and Huck. Brad Renfro AND JTT. Come at me. I dare you.

Entrapment for Catherine Zeta Jones

Not a terrible movie, but when I was 15 my girlfriend and I went to see Saving Private Ryan because we both had big crushes on Matt Damon. . . we got a lot more than we bargained for in that opening scene. We were shrunken down in our seats with our fingers partially covering our eyes, nearly sobbing, and I’m pretty…

Not even with a borrowed pussy. Not even with twelve borrowed pussies. Not even with three hundred borrowed pussies and a Rohypnol smoothie.

Also the idea of “anything but autistic” is so fucking shitty and gross. I really just hate people.

“Perhaps your president doesn’t feel like he needs to prove anything anymore because he’s done it all,” Sebag-Montefiore muses.

eep doing it. I know that sounds trite, but truly. Persisting is an action in and of itself. Keep doing what you can for as long as you can, even if you don’t see victory immediately. Water dripping on a stone doesn’t look like it’s doing anything either, but give it enough time and it will wear the stone away.

Kellyanne is Salacious Crumb. Trump is a dumb-downed Jabba. I’ve actually thought about a lot which member of the Trump’s crew corresponds to which Jabba’s palace denizen. Kushner and Pence share the role of Bib Fortuna, Bannon is the Rancor, Sean Spicer is that gangly loud mouth thing they added to the prequels, Eric…

Warning!

Remember this?

I concur. The beverage makes Toxic Masculinity seem palatable. I’d have named it Energized Feminist Base or Sweet Misandry (bonus points because either name would rattle dipshit MRAs).

Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

I think you can go to any less developed place on Earth and find people using local remedies for ailments, both because their families always have done this and because they cannot afford over the counter or prescription medications.

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

America...what a country!

The Hillary alternate reality clip was really the best bit in the whole show.

...and his foundation...