thenightmarebeforefeminism
The Nightmare Before Pizza
thenightmarebeforefeminism

Breaking: white man denigrates activist members of oppressed groups as "full time victims" while penning 4700 word article on why white men are victims.

LOL. Making a huge speech at the UN about feminism and men needing to better themselves, so the next step is to star in a movie about a woman who has Stockholm syndrome and learns to love her abuser for who he is ... an abuser.

A #feminist!

A tombstone like that is surely going to result in many a munging. Or maybe just one. Can you be munged more than once? Someone ask Mark...

But ... but ... it's obviously a lady's responsibility to spend the copious amounts of money, go through the pain, deal with the frequent doc appointments and other inconveniences, and generally be responsible for birth control. You can't put sharp object near a man's wee-wee or junk evar! And condoms are just the wors

I agree there's nothing wrong with asking, and you're totally right that it could change at any given moment — it's the expectation in Prudie's letter and some of the comments. The idea that regardless of whether or not you are aroused at the moment should factor into whether or not you give your partner a handie.

And when it comes to the autonomy of someone's body, I think listening to the people actually affected is incredibly important.

Agreed on all counts. I'm alarmed that I had to delve pretty deep into the pending comments section to find someone saying "it's crappy to suggest someone lend a hand when they've otherwise made it clear that they're not interested." BAD. If someone isn't interested don't coerce them into sexual activity, wtf Prudie

I can't get over the whole high-waist bikini bottom, it looks like a diaper.

This is definitely a case of "there is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of men for this fucked up bullshit."

Welcome to the haters club, have some wine.

They're making jobs for fetuses! Their tiny hands are perfect for all sorts of things and child labor laws don't apply.

It's like the tea party and Victoria's Secret had an awful, awful child together...

Because long hair = feminine beauty. You can't have any of that lesbian pixie cut shit, and putting your hair up in a bun or pony tail just makes it seem like you're going to the gym or doing something 'practical' (and pedestrian). It's about ornamentation.

That first day or two ... the worst. It's like the food in your intestines was going "we cannot get out, we cannot get out," and then once you get your period it's all, "drums in the deep."

pizza needs to get healthier, said lead author Lisa Powell

Wow, that is just about every teen girl's nightmare. Was this the guy?

I think it really depends on the woman. Some ladies find exercise helps alleviate their cramping, but I've always found that exercise releases the floodgates and makes me feel like I've swallowed glass shards. Really, it's all about where your uterus happens to be wandering at the time. ;)

Uh, not all wizards.

Preach! I would also like to add that the recent lefty trend of picking on "rape and incest" caveats for abortion is one of the worst things we've done for abortion rights discourse.