thenightmarebeforefeminism
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thenightmarebeforefeminism

But don’t, actually, because marriage an oppressive institution.

... Fing? ;)

Ugh, and she’s not very good. Whenever I see Keira Knightly is in a movie my first thought is, “how much is her mouth going to hang open in this film?” She desperately needs to find another way to emote. It’s like her entire personality is confined to her jaw.

Fuck our broken law enforcement and criminal justice systems for failing victims of abuse in this country every goddamn day.

This is me every time:

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Yeah, it’s just ... I’m not really sure I would call The Night Porter a “romance” ...

That is absolutely horrifying. Someone should do a gross sandwich stories AskReddit for all of you former sandwich shop employees out there. I bet y’all are full of gross sandwich stories.

Sandwich abominations I’ve heard about from my local shop back home:

Aw, man. Now I’m going to have a bad trip!

Don’t tell that to people on acid.

The country responsible for Ikea surely must be populated by utterly mad and maddening people.

Sweden used to be at war with everyone, all the damn time. Sweden and Denmark alone were pretty much trying to murder each other from the 13th century through part of the 19th century.

She’s so despicable that I’ll go there.

A gym ... bunny? Someone please have Sir David Attenborough narrate a nature documentary on this ASAP.