I can’t imagine having two in there. Do you just give up on pooping?

“When you think you’re coming to Versailles you’d expect like classic French” [said some American idiot]

RAINN has a great tool for finding local resources, which is very important:

It seems like Drake is always the bridesmaid ... what’s up with that?

Oh myyy, yes.

Same! It was so obvious last night that he interacts with his kid all the time. He didn’t even stop talking while he was shifting her around. So adorable, obviously a great dad.

I always thought of it as a kind of nihilist yet flippant, “whatcha ya gonna do?”

I didn’t know Ireland and Angel split. :(

A double whammy for LA. The legislature also just stripped a bunch of important provisions from a recent domestic violence bill because of the NRA. I wish Jez would cover it, more people should know about this!

Sorry, I wish I knew! Just like I wish I knew the origin of this fabulous anime gif:

Ah, SC, the same people who brought you “stand your ground as long as you’re not a victim of domestic violence.” What a bunch of fuck-faces.

hmm...

This is the BEST hymen story.

I actually said “GodDAMN” out loud when I saw that photo. It seems she can do no wrong.

I’m curious how many people actually remember popping their hymen. I certainly don’t. I had a bad accident when I was a toddler, so I could have popped it then, but otherwise ... clueless. I was an athletic kid and I figured it just sashayed away somewhere along the line.

A 50 ft climbing wall over a swimming pool. Completely new routes every week... Possibly set by sexy climbers.

Not to mention a guy with a known history of domestic violence and a guy with a known history of owning upwards of a thousand birds for the purposes of cock fighting.

Is Jimmy Buffet fandom a Florida thing? Suddenly that Jimmy Buffet laser show I saw at a FL planetarium makes so much sense...