thenightmarebeforefeminism
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thenightmarebeforefeminism

Yes, I'm all about earrings! What a great idea. Plus, after years of hearing horror stories about climbers wearing rings, I don't think I ever want to wear one ... o.O

No, I bet there are plenty. Us nerdy girls have plenty of cringe worthy stories. Reading these definitely brought back some memories!

Hotter than young Stalin? We're going to have to agree to disagree. However, I would take him over young Lenin. Sorry, young Lenin, you look too much like Leo DiCaprio.

Well, young Stalin was sexy and not yet evil, so ...

Sadly...

Heya, plenty of us out here have tiny frames and big tits, and there's nothing wrong with that either! It looks just fine. :)

No, that one sounded pretty fucked up.

Rose Leslie over Kit any day!

It's really shameful how many people go hungry in our country. Seriously, Americans should be ashamed.

Eating healthy in many parts of this country is ludicrously expensive. I live in SoCal — everything is super fucking expensive here, food included. I get the max allotment of food stamps per month because I'm currently unemployed and don't have any money, and this is a whopping $194 / mo. And I basically share it with

Seriously. Where the fuck are my patents?

I always use the sniff method. You may look like a freak sniffing 15 cantaloupes in the produce section, but you will come away with a delicious cantaloupe.

Ah yes, the genius of the over-structured potato sack look. So hot right now.

Ha! Talk to nurses, or better yet, nurses in training.

Oh, lord. I have no idea what comparison you're talking about. I hope you're not implying that I condone violence against any group of people because I support free speech. So many responses have been crying about freedom of speech when they're clearly only invested in protecting the speech of the already privileged.

That and allowing pro-Palestinian protests. France, the country of massive protests, is the only country in the world to ban pro-Palestinian protests.

Good, make sure to extend some of that free speech to your Arab and Muslim citizens while you're at it.

Mayo ... in the ... vagina? o.O

Fuck Florida.