I really wish the “clonk them in the head with the axe throw” had a bigger effect than the slight knockback it provides.

I honestly didn’t mind fighting the various iterations of different enemy types in God of War, especially when they mixed them in to make you think differently on your toes...but the trolls are just one of the weakest designs they did.

My first experience was with the PS3 version. I beat the game.

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…

yeah this makes me feel weird, because i still genuinely love jackass and think the tv and movies were both great art, but there’s no way that getting a bunch of young men to hurt themselves to be on tv is ethical.

I knew all of them. Get you a nerd who can do both.*

Do you think ANYONE gave EA a free pass when it came to Battlefront II? Come on. There’s just nothing to talk about right now because the only thing we know is that they’re re-adding microtransactions to the game, which is what we’ve known since November. Given that those decisions are still being made, all we can…

I’d be okay with that. If it comes to Xbox too.

MASTER CHIEF FOR SMASH 5 CONFIRMED

Nice try, Jason, we all know Anthem’s delay is all YOUR doing.

Who can forget this famous quote

I too am glad to hear that EA’s time wizards managed to push it back without delaying it

Not a delay? YOU’RE OFF THE HOOK FOR THIS ONE, SCHREIER.

Where are people getting this? I can’t find any supporting evidence of that hypothesis. All sources point to “rum” simply being an abbreviation.

“A beverage can dream, can it not?”

it makes me so happy finding all the ridiculous ICD10 codes out there. i work for a health insurance company and we went over some of the more hilarious ones in training

A) The pressure in the storage room builds up to the point where the doors are basically sealed shut due to external forces, similar to how you can’t open a car door underwater.

It actually was turning into rumbullion, not rum. Rum requires distillation. And unless the rumbullion gained sentience and made it’s own distillery to distill itself, it isn’t ever going to just automatically turn into rum.

Knocked out by fermenting molasses?

Yes, but what did they do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?