Ryan Tannehill just tore a ligament laughing at your comment.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

Even coloring the real link red and putting a few spaces above and below it would have been a start.

Holy smokes, I may know where you work.

Sure, not the same. But hey, when you insure millions of people and many businesses and you make payments and policy decisions on a system with less power than an NES it still makes an impact on many lives.

Still looks better than a claims system I had to use with a national insurer. I seriously thought it was a joke my first day.

HE DOES AND IM LIKE NO YOU FUCKSTICK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE.

The little bitch fully believes he’s innocent in all of this. As if he did no wrong.

He doesn’t look nowhere near scared enough. Like I want this shitstick scared full stopped.

The police response is definitely part of the problem, but let us please not lose sight of the fact that the situation wouldn’t have existed without an individual unable to separate losing in a game from their personal sense of self-worth, and the enabler who took their indignation and turned it into a call to…

I hope the other guy gets charged.

Good. Here’s hoping the dude who passed Barriss the address receives similar charges.

There’s, “Oh, I’m trolling for the LOLz,” and then there’s SWATting. You call in an armed response team, you have to know there’s the potential for something to go wrong—and if you contact someone else to have them do it for you, then…

Can anyone remember the last mass-production car that came with a hood ornament? They had to have been phased-out sometime in the mid nineties, right?

I watched it with my parents. I think I was... 3 or 4?

I saw robocop in the theater. I was in 5th grade. It was my first R rated movie.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

How can they be perfect with film choices like that?

One of the local stations reported that her family said she had been “on high alert” ever since her car was broken in to a few weeks ago. So she was already stressed when some creep followed her home late at night, which must have been terrifying. Would not be surprised if that triggered some sort of fugue state. 

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

I’m bummed that I liked this so much cause pretty clearly something pretty bad happened to this woman, but funny is still funny. Take your damn star