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A phrase that drives me crazy is referring to a baby as “my little man.” It’s not a man. It’s a fucking baby. And maybe, if you do a good job parenting, he won’t turn out to be the kind of men we all deal with every day. 

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a “lemony fresh” joke in there somewhere...

Kind of sad that RATM’s music is just as relevant now as it was 25 years ago...

She nailed that dismount as if her feet were rooted to the ground. She is beyond exceptional. She’s absolutely phenomenal. A true wunderkind.

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IN HISTORY, y’all. She was spectacular, and I am thrilled to see it celebrated here.

I probably would’ve known sooner if he was ever interesting enough to look up online before now. My rap rock interests were more along the lines of RATM and the Beastie Boys, back in the day. I just remember that he was popular for a minute when I was a teenager, and that he was one of Pam Anderson’s many terrible

A top entry litter boxes won’t prevent a cat from tracking litter out of the box, but it does keep litter from flying out of the box when the cat is trying to cover up their poop, it keeps cats from peeing out over the entrance or side of the litter box, and the top-entry kept my medium-sized (sadly, now deceased) dog

A top entry litter boxes won’t prevent a cat from tracking litter out of the box, but it does keep litter from

For a quarter of that price, you can buy a storage tote and cut a hole in the lid.

For a quarter of that price, you can buy a storage tote and cut a hole in the lid.

I HATED working the Y Camps as an adult. We didn't get breaks because they weren't legally required to give us one. Camps in areas must be run differently in different areas, but after that experience I burnt my Y card and will never go back. 

Is it weird that I don’t want this to actually happen but I do want to see how conservative media and supporters will try to back this if it were to actually happen?

An adults only cruise line sounds AMAZING. 

Unfortunately this is still playing into the myth of bootstrapping. It doesn’t matter how much you pour into this scheme, if it doesn’t either tackle the structural racism or it fails to reach those most in need at the bottom. We need a guaranteed cost of living minimum income, for everyone, because not everybody is

As someone who remembers the last time people were screaming “America Love it or Leave it” there are a few things that need to be pointed out. The people being told to leave were supporting the following causes:

Follow-up question: When is Pence going to get indicted? Does anybody remember that it was Manafort who suggested him?

From the Greys...

For people who don’t understand the outcry against “racist policies”, this is an example, as the TRE45ONous Administration attempts to try to end application for asylum in the U.S., in contravention of international law

You’re not just sharing your private info, but the private info of any of your relatives, too.  

Because that’s what civilized people do. 

I'm not watching, but I would love it if the debate ended with the candidates being pursued by the Duolingo owl.

When those "technical difficulties" happened I was sure God was about to strike down Beto.