I’m just going to come out and say it: If you’re a man wearing a big-ass gold chain, the chances of you being a complete tool are high. Like, shockingly high.

I loved watching as MW PERSISTED despite how uncomfortable she made the audience.

The hand wringing over this is fucking ridiculous. If you don’t want a comedian to disrupt your incestuous circle jerk by speaking truth to power with hilarious, biting criticism, then don’t invite one. All the more time for journalists and those they cover to fellate each other all night under the guise of…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders got a taste of the ish she has thrown at April Ryan, I hope she felt like hudda.

That was savage. That room with their sparse, uncomfortable laughter did not deserve material as good as this.

I love how Laura Ingraham, a woman who recently had the nerve to go after a child being rejected from colleges, thinks this set was “mean”. Conservative delusions are real y’all!

Shes not wrong and for anyone who’s listened to how harsh Wolf talks about things like Harvey Weinstein when doing guest appearance, it souldda been obvious she would swing for the fences

Your mama, bitch

I’m glad I adopted the “fuck the NFL” position post 2014 when Ray Rice beat his fiancée up and dragged her out an elevator and they didn’t pretend to give a fuck. Honestly, I don’t miss football. Boycotts are only hard if you really care about the products I guess.

Comey’s gross... for several reasons.

The teacher of the class said she was only teaching from a textbook

“Pro”: We know which teachers are idiots and who should be avoided at all cost.

I have a completely unproven and unsubstantiated theory

I never want the Stormy Daniels thing to end, because that would mean less Avenatti on teevee.

Also, is the lawyer maintaining that Cosby didn’t even have *sex* with any of these women? Because I would think that even if the sex was consensual, he was at least as much of a slut and liar (to his wife) as any of these women.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

It wasn’t just that; it was also intended to reinforce a specific narrative. They weren’t going to give Denzel a Best Actor Oscar for portraying a revolutionary hero of color; he was going to get it for being a corrupted thug who died. Just like he got his first Best Supporting Oscar for being a slave who died, and…

Shut the fuck up.

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women…

Given that Trump owes his election to low-information voters, Barr’s ignorance on the substance of his actions is pretty appropriate!