When I was growing up in the bad old 70"s there was no such thing as a snack bag. If you were going somewhere where food wasn’t going to be an option for a while ( church*cough*) you ate a breakfast big enough to hold you over and IF you were lucky you might be on the receiving end of a mint life saver from the bottom…

If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv

Auntie Maxine would be giving the official response to the SOTU if the Democratic Party had any balls. I really like the Kennedy grandson but he ain’t who America needs to hear from.

Why do I feel like the word shouldn’t even be in a spellchecker’s dictionary? It should always show up underlined when typed. Maybe Clippy should be resurrected just for that purpose.

Ok, it can’t be just me thinking that Malia can do better...

Agreed. As a good friend of mine said re: White women and their march: You were in on the heist; you just didn’t like your cut.

Black women don’t just shake the table, we throw the table out the window. I didn’t participate in the New York Women’s March because it is a march for White women. I will wait for our marches. However, it is important for famous Black women like Viola Davis to go to these things and tell White women truths they don’t…

+1. When she came out and parroted her hubby’s “Birth Certificate” bullshit she lost any sympathy from me.

Fuck boy translation: I did a dickish thing and/or joined AA, and now I’m asking you to absolve me of the bad feelings I have about myself now.

i dont understand how that jackhole would be the one getting closure, since hes the one that did all the closing.

I’ll have you know that Dr. Phil graduated at the top of his class in bullshitology. He’s a leading practitioner.

I’m so happy to see some lemon defenders here! Best Starburst. And second best is strawberry and lemon squished together.

I think this is the closest Trump gets to eating fruit and even then it’s just a bunch of crap put together to taste like fruit.

I don’t want to get into the business of questioning accusers’ stories (as has been happening since time immemorial).

You are more likely to sustain a workplace injury as a nurse.

................TRANSLATION: he goes and sits down by the river and smokes weed...................

I’m all for welfare including some actual, legitimate job training for folks.

The thing about the “welfare recipients should work” thing is a) most of them do work, and b) some of them would probably be happy to work. I’m all for welfare including some actual, legitimate job training for folks. Hell, I know for certain some of my nursing school classmates were on public assistance. They aren’t…

A freelance gold miner? That’s a thing?

One thing I wish people would call Trump out for a little bit more is how he always ends up denigrating the people who used to work for him.