thenewkamai
Kamai New and Improved
thenewkamai

The info in the Silmarillion is great, but it is dry.

It's not Galadriel. It's what she fears she would become under the ring's influence. That's the point. She's giving Frodo a glimpse of the dark queen she would become so that he understands what he's asking when he offers her the ring.

As a Rangers fan they'll get no sympathy from me.

Same movie, but different scene. It's the one where Frodo offers the ring to Galadriel. The way she delivers the line "All shall love me and despair!" gives me chills every time.

Yes. A little wiener goes a long way. No one likes having too much wiener shoved down their throat.

The word "wiener" is used four times in this piece. Not coincidentally, those are the 4 best sentences in the entire essay.

Fuck you and your elitist hipster attitude.

Wouldn't be the first time it took players years to discover something in a video game.

That's not laziness. That's prioritization while working under a deadline.

That would probably cut down on holding penalties, honestly.

Nah, trolling is malicious. I think this guy's just an idiot.

Who is trolling? Did I say anything that wasn't objectively true?

Well, you apparently own a copy that you've never played. That should tell you something.

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Uh....yeah....that was my point. What are you trying to say?

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When you talk all I hear are fart noises.

1. Because it's the quickest way to prove that the patch works.

Except the "respected brand" they've built was built largely on stupid, gross, crass content in the first place. I don't see how mods could tarnish a reputation that is built on offensive content to begin with.

Look asshole, SP and MP use many of the same assets. Modding one mods the other in many cases. Learn to comprehend basic logic before mouth-farting your nonsense all over the place.