Then what's your explanation? They're just dumb? They don't understand supply and demand?

This is why I haven't bothered with Amiibos. It's just an invitation to frustration.

So he can get as coked up as he wants, as long as he tells somebody the next day and acts real sorry about it.

You really can't get enough of me, can you. This is getting embarrassing.

Eh, provided it's done properly, which it largely isn't in my experience.

His down-smash would be unstoppable.

Viewtiful Joe and Geno definitely get my votes.

They wouldn't be asking for verification unless the student was absent often enough to make them think something is going on. And I've known plenty of parents perfectly willing to let their kids skip school whenever they want and cover for them, so that makes this sort of situation necessary. You ask the parents to…

Most people in an open forum have something to say. If you're not going to say anything, then don't bother. You're contributing literally nothing to the conversation.

And you're not making a point, so unless you've got something more to add, butt out.

You're actually suggesting they launch a criminal investigation before simply asking you for verification?

Uh huh. You know the rest of the trolls in this thread put in a lot more effort than you.

If you say so.

I didn't say it wasn't.

You're missing the point. It's illegal for parents to hold their kids out of school without valid reason, so just confirming with the parents isn't enough to prove truancy isn't an issue.

Still looking for that door?

Can't find the door, huh?

There are plenty of places in America that require sick notes.

Yes, because truancy is a legal matter. You're required to have your child attend a mandatory minimum number of school days.

At my job it's required for any more than one sick day taken consecutively.