“The products included in the recall have UPC codes between 1274425 – 2140425"

Now what does his projection tell you?

It’s largely because these guys grew up listening to their dads and grandads joke about being bullying assholes and pulling stunts like this, and how the sheriff would give it a wink and a nod and do nothing, and it would just be a funny story to tell later.

Don’t be deliberately dense - obviously the entire context is third-person pronouns.

It’s amazing how many people are failing to read your entire comment and thus missing the joke.  Just amazing.

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

I have been thinking about this for some time.

1st gear - um... Gasoline? Literally used in bombs. In just about every car on the road. Pointing out that storing energy is dangerous is like pointing out water is wet.

Or a KIA Soul for that matter.

A lot of the private cars were probably just paid for by employers moving employees. 

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

How about Beaver Toyota of Cumming?

Ford Contours last for-fucking-ever. They seriously seem more durable than Crown Vics or most of the trucks on that list. My wife had one in high school/college, and it was a hand-me-down to two siblings, then gifted to a sibling’s friend, then their girlfriend.

- it never stopped reeking 

I pee what you did there.

We’ve been married 14 years so we must be doing something right...

The South Will Reek Again

Yeah, I got “Your AT&T bill is paid! Here’s a free gift:” followed by an obviously-bad URL multiple times a day just after the holidays. Seems to have died down now.

They call it the Vision-S, but we know it’s really the Sony Rideman.

Yes, but will it actually be built in Japan? Everyone knows the best Sony is Japanese built Sony.