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Seeing a Dodge Ram on the road is always an indication that extra caution needs to be exercised. I don’t know what it is about those trucks that tends to attract very aggressive drivers.

Never underestimate incompetence.

... Dollar General Ann Coulter going full Klanmaid’s Tale ...

And yes, they literally say they make a commission on every. single. article.

And yes, they literally say they make a commission on every. single. article.

Considering this reads very similar to many of the adverts (written and video) I see for these shoes, are you allowed to tells us if this is a paid placement?

Considering this reads very similar to many of the adverts (written and video) I see for these shoes, are you

I also know a family friend that smoked for sixty years and never had cancer before he died from an infected toe. I’m not going to suggest smoking is no big deal.

I’ll have you know cheugy is very fetch.

David Tracy can now get a brand-new Jeep for the same cost as his normal rusty shitboxes!

Thank you for explaining page views and revenue, I never would have guessed...

ABSOLUTELY ZERO car functions built into the absolutely terribly designed infotainment centers so they can be replaced with a non-shitty head unit without losing the ability to set the clock and access to other car settings inexplicably linked to the stereo. Better yet: a double DIN blank on the dash.

I hear you.

Sweet jeebus, after reading only the headline I would have happily placed a bet of my entire life savings that there would be a “WHAT BOUT GROM!?” high up in the comments.

Or the Dodge Journey, which is a minivan for dads who are afraid of their manhood being called into question by their dumbass friends should they ever drive a minivan.

So, it’s the same experience but I can shake the robot salesperson by the neck a bit. I’ll take it.

PEs everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force prestige. Better hide; the iron ring bridage is coming for you now. I suggest hiding out amongst software engineers. The PEs won’t know where to swing first.

I would love to view and share this, but I will do neither. These slideshows are absolute garbage. I can only assume the writers know this (because they’re not idiots), and the same goes for the everyone involved, editors on up.

Man, pet owner, and married Dad here, I bought two robot vacuums for our home recently, and a third as a gift.

Man, pet owner, and married Dad here, I bought two robot vacuums for our home recently, and a third as a gift.

I use keepass (work) and lockwise (personal).  I love them both.  

This is a great idea! I’ll have to make it corn chowder though, since my family is ridiculously and shamefully picky.

is a tiny little Bluetooth speaker that can plop right into a bag without taking up too much space and is durable enough to last long into the most rugged hikes. It even has a mode that’ll boost the volume for noisy outdoor environments.

is a tiny little Bluetooth speaker that can plop right into a bag without taking up too much space and is durable