My girlfriend will now want to take a bag of tortilla chips to the moon...
And since this is 2020, that discovery will somehow predicate the Earth being destroyed by a Galactus sized space cow of some kind
Raggedy Ann & Andy was hands down the scariest movie I had seen as a little kid until that window-scratching scene in Salem’s Lot got to me at 12 or so. It’s like all the scariest parts of the Toy Story franchise with the threat of lost dolls and toys. Jesus fucking Christ, one of the villains, The Greedy would…
We all owe you an apology.
“Mummies Alive” constantly beat out the local news in the ratings, which irritated the anchors to no end.