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Dragon-related:

Do classics count? Because for my age group, it would have to be The Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys always scared the bageebers out of me.

I didn’t know that - my mom just dropped me and my friends off at the theater. Bad parenting!

My girlfriend will now want to take a bag of tortilla chips to the moon...

It’s cheese Jim,
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And since this is 2020, that discovery will somehow predicate the Earth being destroyed by a Galactus sized space cow of some kind

Fondue Moon is the name of my new band.

How ON EARTH does this list not include All Dogs Go To Heaven? There are SO many terrifying parts of that movie. I never found Secret of NIMH scary, but All Dogs was pure nightmare fuel.

Raggedy Ann & Andy was hands down the scariest movie I had seen as a little kid until that window-scratching scene in Salem’s Lot got to me at 12 or so. It’s like all the scariest parts of the Toy Story franchise with the threat of lost dolls and toys. Jesus fucking Christ, one of the villains, The Greedy would…

We all owe you an apology.

Stop. giving. her. work.

Lupin III: The First is receiving a limited-run theatrical release this week, before releasing on-demand digitally December 15, and on Blu-ray in standard and steel book releases from January 12. Read more

1993. That was the year I went to GenCon and played the alpha version of a new card game called Magic the Gathering. Read more

“Mummies Alive” constantly beat out the local news in the ratings, which irritated the anchors to no end.

Hey, watch out on insulting the Brandon Fraser Mummy! That movie is an excellent well-made B-movie.  And scarier than you are giving it credit for it.  And seriously, have you tried watching The Mummy (1932)?  I know that it is supposed to be a classic, but talk about a snooze-fest.

I remember I read something in Time magazine back in 2010 saying that the average life expectancy of a white American male (which I am) was now about 77.

I was 34 at the time, so this meant I had 43 years left. Which meant I was going to die in 2053. Read more

Even as someone who enjoys the trip down to I-5 for Disneyland several times a year (ESPECIALLY this time of year), I’m glad Newsom has held firm on this. This pandemic fucking blows, but at least I’m not in a state with a fucking moron like DeSantis at the helm.