Matt Ryan was the best quarterback in the league that year and they chose to put the ball in his hands, but his banged-up offensive line failed him. Mahomes’ offensive line wasn’t banged up, and the Chiefs didn’t give the best quarterback in the league a chance to win it. Them settling for a field goal with 11 seconds…

As a fan of a team that’s never won shit, I was pulling for the Chiefs out of sympathy. 

I never really understood the Belichick/Cheeto friendship. If any player on the Patriots behaved the way Trump behaves—selfish, lazy, careless about all the little details—they would get their asses cut five seconds into training camp. If BB had to work with him in any real capacity he would fucking LOATHE him. It’s…

They’re spiritual brethren, temperamentally the same. They have an embarrassment of riches acquired through no accomplishment of their own. They punch down on those less fortunate. They think, despite those previous two things, that they’re oppressed victims when they’re actually the oppressors. They take joy in…

They’re spiritual brethren, temperamentally the same. They have an embarrassment of riches acquired through no accomplishment of their own. They punch down on those less fortunate. They think, despite those previous two things, that they’re oppressed victims when they’re actually the oppressors. They take joy in…

They temperamentally are the same, though. They have an embarrassment of riches acquired through no accomplishment of their own. They punch down on those less fortunate. They think, despite those previous two things, that they’re oppressed victims when they’re actually the oppressors. They take joy in people…

...he threw two interceptions to only one touchdown, and the game-winning touchdown was scored by his running backs.

You assholes elected Scott Brown to the Senate and killed the possibility of a better Obamacare. Also, you cited being “one of the most liberal states in the country” as a good thing, so presumably you think the Citizens United ruling was bad, yes? The DISCLOSE Act could’ve alleviated some of the damage of that…

I’m so fucking mad at the Chiefs for settling for the field goal with 11 seconds left. You’ve got the league MVP! You’ve got football Steph Curry, the guy who threw friggin’ 48 touchdowns during the season! Trust the fate of the team to your best player!

Literally all Patriots fans are the spiritual brethen of those racist teens who bullied that Native American man. Arrogant. Entitled. Smug. Punching down on those less fortunate when they themselves have done absolutely nothing to deserve their own riches; their riches were gotten through no accomplishment of their…

Literally all Patriots fans are the spiritual brethen of those racist teens who bullied that Native American man. Arrogant. Entitled. Smug. Punching down on those less fortunate when they themselves have done absolutely nothing to deserve their own riches; their riches were gotten through no accomplishment of their…

Literally all Patriots fans are the spiritual brethen of those racist teens who bullied that Native American man. 

Literally all Patriots fans are the spiritual brethen of those racist teens who bullied that Native American man. 

Disagree with that last line; there’s simply too much uncertainty even if the call is made. This wasn’t one of Brees’ better games; how do we know he doesn’t throw an interception a few plays later? (He did throw one in OT, after all, and there were multiple other throws of his in regulation that easily could’ve been…

Weird that people who are sick tend to see doctors more often. Do whatever you want with that fact.

That he was hosting a team from the South and didn’t include Chick-Fil-A in that spread shows that he just ordered his own personal favorite foods and assumed that everyone else must also like what he likes.

That he was hosting a team from the South and didn’t include Chick-Fil-A in that spread shows that he just ordered his own personal favorite foods and assumed that everyone else must also like what he likes.

What are you talking about? No one’s angry about it. It’s just so absurd that it’s funny. We’re not mad, we’re laughing...except we actually mean that. I don’t care what he serves the Clemson players, but the sight of cold, soggy fast food on the White House’s fanciest dining ware on a table with expensive candles is…

What are you talking about? No one’s angry about it. It’s just so absurd that it’s funny. We’re not mad, we’re laughing...except we actually mean that. I don’t care what he serves the Clemson players, but the sight of cold, soggy fast food on the White House’s fanciest dining ware on a table with expensive candles is…

There’s an old Chinese folktale that tells of a boy who’s so ridiculously lazy that his parents do literally everything for him but chew and swallow food. One day, the parents need to go out of town for a while, so they bake a giant pancake with a ring in the center and place it around his neck so he can feed himself.…