No one seems to remember this, but Obama actually won Indiana in 2008, just four years after it had gone for Bush by over 20 points. A state in which a fifth of the eligible population had been in the KKK also gave its votes to a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama. Just a weird, weird, state.

Almost certainly the reason he doesn’t remember that shooting is that at this point it seems like a drop in an ocean of shootings.

And without the Affordable Care Act, insurance would be even more expensive than it is right now.

The repeal of the individual mandate doesn’t go into effect until 2019. Entirely possible that person really was fined by the IRS.

Stop describing girls you had crushes on in middle-school or earlier as “hot.” If she’s prepubescent, this isn’t something to mess with. 

Yeah, the guy has to be in a coma or something. 

The Tuck Rule no longer exists, though.

Harsh tone, sure, but quite frankly, anyone who thinks an asshole who willingly chose *Mike Pence* to be running mate actually cares about gay people is stupid.

So, this post seems at odds with this tweet.

You see that crowd of 73,000+ going wild? Eat a bag of rancid cat turds, bitch.

Fuck you and eat shit, Gabe.

I see your 1Q84 reference and raise you this “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle” passage:

No one even got a racquet on a serve?

But this question isn’t asking if you could win a match or even a game in a set against him; it’s asking if, given 72 chances, he couldn’t miss even a single shot and you could make any contact at all with even just one shot he hits. You wouldn’t even have to get it back in play; you’d win the competition against him…

It’s illegal.

Goddamnit. Fuck you, Scott. All you had to do was not touch that fucking brake, you fucking useless jackwagon.

The Denver Post—the chief paper of Colorado’s most populous and most heavily Democratic city—endorsed the GOP candidate Cory Gardner for Senate that year because they didn’t like how Democrat Mark Udall spent all his time talking about abortion. Yeesh.

Case in point: Georgia’s 6th district, represented by Newt Gingrich in the 90s and Tom Price in the 2000s and 2010s, had been blood-red for decades. It was one of the first areas of suburban white flight in the 60s and 70s, and had long been the heart of the Georgia GOP. Even as Obama was trouncing McCain in a…