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Come on, the Falcons play in a city where at least 84% of voters rejected trump, and the team had the worst loss in sports history. We underwent the most devastating experience of our lives in November 2016 and then underwent a nearly-as-devastating experience not even three full months later. We deserve some

If this happens, can we finally stop using win-loss record as a measure of a quarterback’s individual greatness? Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady and would have at least as many rings if only the Packers had had even a barely competent defense like Brady did in his five seasons. Peyton Manning was better than

Dan Quinn wasn’t calling any offensive plays in either Super Bowl.

I would rather beat the Saints in the NFC Championship after being down by at least 26 points to advance to the Super Bowl against the Patriots. Then, on Brady’s first dropback of the game, he gets his ACL torn while getting sacked, and the Falcons proceed to beat the Brady-less Patriots 28-3.

To be as fair (or generous) as I think I can be, his first and last playoff losses with the Bengals involved his Pro Bowl quarterback getting hurt ON THE FIRST PLAY OF SCRIMMAGE and less than a month before the postseason. Hard for any team to win a playoff game under those circumstances (although admittedly, they

Eat shit and die.

Well, to be precise, Athens itself is blue; that district that flipped into Democratic hands was partly based in Athens and partly in the surrounding red areas. Also, the supermajority was ended in the state senate.

Yeah, that moment broke my brain.

Few things in life are so bleak as when a professional basketball franchise makes *Kent Bazemore* the face of the team.

Lions fans really know a thing or (number) two about getting to rim from downtown.

No, some of the first black president’s policies helped black people and his negligence in other policies hurt them. Similar to certain cities across America, although they aren’t really that liberal, because they’re afraid to go big and implement actually liberal policies that would bring about more substantial

No, the republicans show how to be immoral pieces of shit making a mockery of democracy. Their base is not excited. Democrats can govern better and get things—good, moral things—done without resorting to shit like holding midnight votes and saying “I hate this bill but I’ll vote for it as long as I can get assurance

Flacco should pay at least half of the money from that contract extension to Rahim Moore.

The first interception seems like he thought there was going to be a holding call so he decided to toss it that way to draw the ref’s attention, except no call was made. The second interception was on the tight end’s butterfingers. The third, I can only assume he was trying to lob it out of the end zone since no one

Huh? She ran roughly even with Obama’s performance in Bucks County, flipped Chester County blue, and won by even bigger margins than Obama did in Montgomery County and Delaware County. The Philadelphia suburbs are not where the state was lost.

Interestingly, Hillary improved on Obama’s margin in Allegheny County itself. But as your observations indicated, she got crushed in the surrounding counties.

The point about Pennsylvania isn’t true, though. Turnout in Philadelphia increased by nearly 20,000 raw votes compared to 2012. Despite this, her margin was actually somewhat narrower than Obama’s 2012 margin, but the difference wasn’t decisive; she still would’ve lost the state even if she’d matched Obama’s margin.

The chances of flipping a coin twice and getting heads both times were lower than the chances that Hillary would lose—and flipping a coin twice and getting heads both times is not some rare event. You definitely wouldn’t bet your life that someone wouldn’t get two heads in a row.

Hey, Georgia got bluer in 2016 compared to 2012. In fact, Georgia was bluer than Ohio and Iowa last year.

The poor (Falcons and Falcons fans) remain poor, are inflicted with extra burdens (the mockery of the rest of the asshole fans in the league), while the rich (Patriots and Patriots fans) get richer AT THE EXPENSE of the poor. The football version of the gop tax scam in a nutshell.