It’s about time Indians investigated white Americans for controversial actions regarding land ownership.

Always with an aura of scandal looming overhead.

Didn’t throw the ball much, but were efficient when they did. But such is Sark’s m.o—”if it ain’t broke, don’t use it.”

[if fans of other teams acted like Patriots fans do]

Stop breathing.

He admitted that the photo of him pretending to grope her is real and acknowledges that it was stupid. He didn’t corroborate her account of the kiss.

Abdul El-Sayed getting elected governor next year would be a tremendous victory and delightful fuck-you to Snyder and the ignorant bag of Velveeta.

Speaking of which, election results for Staten Island last year were insane. While third-party votes increased from 2012 by about 3,600 and Hillary got about 4,000 votes fewer than Obama received in 2012, the bad orange man beat Romney’s vote total by over 27,000(!).

What the fuck are people in Johnstown—part of so-called Steeler Country, residents of a once-proud town of fierce blue-collar grittiness—doing rooting for the glamour-personifying, pretty-boy Cowboys?

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Like the shark in Jaws, we’ll have to keep on devouring the competition.

Like clockwork.

Uh, we literally have emails (thanks to Don Jr of all people) that explicitly state that Russians were trying to help their campaign.

This is how insurance works.

Why do people think that’s a good tweet? There’s not a single jam *he* has wriggled his way out of. He is, and always has been, in deep shit. The problem is that the people who could do anything about it *don’t care*. There’s no brilliant escape tactic on his part.

I know facts don’t matter anymore, but the reason McCann lost his shit at Carlos Gomez four years ago was that Gomez had yelled obscenities at the pitcher the entire trip around the bases. It had nothing to do with the bat flip or admiring the shot.

Entirely possible. But they’re still better than the 2017 Dolphins. Beat themselves in this one.

An explanation is not an excuse.

Also, I personally think this can be chalked down to the Falcons looking ahead to next week’s game and consequently losing focus. A trap game, essentially. Figure they’ve been thirsting for revenge all offseason and came out of the locker room at halftime already imagining themselves on the field in Foxborough.…

The article is bad. She should’ve just stopped at “was bailed out by Atlanta penalties.” Anti-vax motherfucker was intercepted twice on one drive and twice had the INT wiped away—the first time because of pass interference on a ball that wasn’t even catchable; the second time because of roughing the passer after he’d…