Seriously. Gross. The terrible hat, the trashy hand tattoos, the face of a tired alcoholic. No thank you, kthxbai.

I’m more pissed off about that stupid scarf than anything.

Yes, you raise a good point. How DARE they have bodies which change and age and do not remain at static youthful ideal? HOW DARE THEY.

I never thought I’d find myself in this situation, but #TeamNicholasCage

I was kind of wondering the same thing, even googled him to see if his modeling shots are better... The dude is not attractive, I’m not sure if he’s just not my type but I really think he looks average at best.

Lily Rose. I get the temptation, he’s older, it makes you feel cool and wise as all hell. We’ve all been there.

This is what constitues a “male-model” in Hollywood now? Heaven help all of us...

is the most evergreen headline of all time. I don’t know if it’s from 1986, 1996, 2006, 2016 or 2026.

Goodness, Gracious! I guess I have to be the one in this thread to remark on how nice it is that Nicholas Cage bailed out a woman who was being attacked by a man with a long history of domestic violence and public violence! I don’t really care how dramatic he felt he had to be about it.

Lol, I like Nick Cage. I have no idea why, but I do ;)

I shared that Nic & Vince story with a friend and she asked if it was a Mad Lib.

This comment is making it real apparent to me why Lily-Rose is doing this.

My first though as well. Depp dropped her mother for a woman more than 20 years his junior, but obviously this is all Vanessa’s fault for being “permissive.”

Nicholas Cage is becoming your modern day superhero, show coming soon to NEtflix near you.

They obviously get on well, so the naysayers can put a sock in it.

He should get a drink with Amber Heard’s dad.

Damn. Actually, Nicolas Cage never acts, he is just himself.

In that blue suit, Nic is looking positively Violet Beauregard.

One of the reasons, I like Kristen Dunst. I know a lot of people didn’t like that movie but I particularly love it. It just beautiful.