And if the fetus is female or a minority, this law will simply presume that the woman is aborting because of sex/race. Because that’s how ingrained sexism and racism are in this country. Not only do we presume that girls and minorities are less of people than white men, but we assume that their fucking mother feels…

Same, Trevor. Same.

One of my favorite quotes on the issue, from Joycelyn Elders, 15th Surgeon General of the U.S. - “We really need to get over this love affair with the fetus and start worrying about children.”

So Sony can get out of a legally-binding contract, but Kesha can’t.

As someone who hopes to never have kids, these laws terrify me a bit. Is this really all the Republican Party thinks women are good for?

Absolutely. My only gripe with that is just the amount of uncertainty that comes with putting a child up for adoption - if a child isn’t adopted right away, they’re placed with a foster family, and I know that the vast majority of foster families are amazing and upstanding people, but there always seems to be a news…

I used to live on the West Coast! Oh, how I miss California...

You say that as if cabbage patch dolls looking possessed is a a new development.

Dem youngins gon be kneelin on grits if dey don’t finish scrubbin de barn!

Don’t like being violated for reasons that are medically unnecessary? Just LOOK AWAY, jeez, you emoshunal wimmins whine about everything!

Honestly. Is this what Republicans think will happen? Silly me, of course not. They think motherhood is a woman’s greatest calling and always, always a blessing.

I’m...I’m sorry...an eggbeater? How do you even...do you plug it in before you...never mind.

Yeah, a kid is temporary though. You can totally backpedal on having a kid.

Let the records reflect that I am as Gloria Steinem-loving as a woman can be - but she is completely, totally, 100 percent wrong here.

This reminds me of “Putinkinis,” when a bunch of United Russia-supporting girls made swimwear with Vladimir Putin’s face printed on their, uh, assets (I’m serious - this was a real thing.) I don’t know, something about suggestively wearing a president’s - or even worse, presidential candidate’s - face on your body is…

When does the day of reckoning come for white, middle-aged, Christian, conservative, sexist, racist, fascist, under-educated, uninformed, theocratic pond scum?

Come off it, Trumpty Dumpty. As if Melania didn’t marry you for money.