thenamegamekatie
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thenamegamekatie

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

That’s just rude.

Not to mention when I get real horny on day two but my boyfriend wants nothing to do with that business.

《a low, steady hum of condescension—one that suggests their experience always matters more.》

When I first asked my boyfriend if he could bring me tampons from the store... he looked uncomfortable. I simply said: “Oh no, people might think you have a girlfriend if they see you buying tampons.” And that was pretty much the end of it.

Hmm now how do we stimulate all the other menstruation symptoms.

Ugh, the fucking Try Guys.

My sister likes to remind me that in high school, when I would get my period I’d be in so much pain that I would scream at her to just kill me. I don’t blink when getting waxed, needles, etc. don’t even make me nervous. But there have been many times when my cramps were so painful that I passed out.

Boner Machines is the name of my band.

Right? They experienced fake blood for a week. What a joke, that’s the easiest part of your period to get rid of if you are on certain kinds of birth control. Otherwise, HELLO TRY GUYS, WANT TO EXPERIENCE LIFE AWASH IN HORMONAL RAGE? IT’S GREAT, I KNOW YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, BUT LIKE, YOU SHOULD EXPERIENCE FOR

“A lot of young girls and women have to plan their life events around their menstrual cycle and it suuuuucks”

That’s it, they need to redo this video.

Also, I forgot the amazing first day of your period where you (or at least I) pee and poo off one pant size.

Yes. Twist those nipples regularly a few times a day for a week, and random kicks in the lower back.

And have random giant poops/diarrhea. The amount of time I spend in the bathroom (and in fear) during my period is ridiculous.

Seriously, at the very least they should have had to have someone punch them in the chest continuously for the entire week.

There are actually machines that you can wear that simulate cramping and nausea.

LOL HA HA HA not the same, not the same at all, all the pain, migraines, mental meltdowns, bloating, etc..... But then I will till movie “Junior” will come true.

For true accuracy, they should have had someone sneak up on the guys unexpectedly a few times a day to pummel them in the stomach.

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period. For real world adulting period having, I’d like for them to suddenly be so tired one day all they want is to nap. Then 2 days later feel like they have to eat every item of food they can find. Then the