I have no idea who Caril Airds is.

And then the time he was allowed to pilot a dirigible..

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Makes perfect sense that he would retire because he’s concerned about his Abdullah oblongata.

Yeah...I don’t think you get it...

I mean what am I gonna do...NOT get drunk and dance my ass off to Thriller? Of course I’m going to do that.

Apparently it doesn’t afford you time to finish your comment.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

“I don’t know, he’s just an asshole.”

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

*heads-off

Glory days? You fucking liar- that photo is in color.

Harkening back to their glory days

Why does the logo have an ass on it? Oh, right, the Maple Leafs.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

When asked if he would ever coach in Wisconsin, Kelly said he’d be open to sniffing some Dairy Air.

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

It’s safe to say that the Conflicts of Interest Board isn’t #UpForWhatever.