Wow.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

A spider may frighten you as you sit on your tuffet.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

There is a certain segment of sports fandom that believes that team owners should pour every penny of revenue back into their rosters to make their teams better and compete for a championship every single year, and that owners who run their teams profitably and make money are fleecing fans.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

C’mon y’all, you know his favorite cereal is Cheaties, Breakfast of (NE) Champions

Have you ever balled as hard as these newlyweds at Saturday’s Minnesota Wild game?

Yea.

yup Deadspin really were dicks back in 1982.

Bill saw your comment and released the following statement:

It’s almost gotten to the point that the people who continue to try and surmise all these cheat allegation are far more insufferible than the assholes like myself who are exhausted to no end to have to read them, and then rebuttal.

Cheaterios? Yeah that flows right off your filthy serpents tounge.

I pegged him for more of a Cheaties kind of guy.

Frosted ‘Flates

Ugh, that was terrible.