Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

As a Pats fan, let me just say that Bill Simmons does not speak for me.

You’ve come up with a valid hypothesis based on the evidence presented, but I think you’re making a very dangerous assumption here:

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

Idk man, that seems like it would require a lot of skill

I would be the King of Drafts if I were able to do that.

How about smaller goalies?

Isn’t that the sign that welcomes players to the field at The Emirates?

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

In a special pregame message from Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal manager met with the French team and told them, “Do not be afraid! Go Fourth!”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

We need to make New Years a floating holiday too.

You can't eat Papa Johns Pizza for three years and not expect to shit the bed

It must be nice for Broncos fans to see a Peyton Manning decision that’s not immediately followed by an interception.

Kid got the 3rd star on TSN too:

Absolutely sickening to see the Sens Army resort to using child soldiers.

Maybe they could just sell Guinness cheaper?

it’s like people don’t even remember the ‘87 Super Bowl

There’s only one man equipped with the baseball experience and financial acumen to solve this “money problem.”

“no one is giving an aging player four years and $50 million for coming off a single aberrationally good season.”