I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Bring the Noise you mean?

“Bring the Noize”

<koff>Bring the Noise...

“Bring The Noise”

Well at least he can catch a case.

You’ve seen those articles where it looks like the author is “Girl” because of the font? That’s the one. It’s Giri apparently.

“I also hate James Dolan.”

Comcast support?

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

...and who now, legally speaking, is the only Beach Boy.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

He looks like the bastard love child of Eric McCormack.and a giraffe.

Fuck you for suggesting I or anyone should watch golf.

Seriously, 1,000 words on something as simple as:

Just sleep for four to five hours like your father, wake up tired and miserable, load up on coffee and get your ass to work. No one cares.

It’s not hard to adapt to a polyphasic schedule. I take three 6-hour naps every day and I’m fine.