His obscure NHL youtube videos bit is consistently awesome.

Bring back Katie Bakes!!!!!

Christie has been down on fantasy sports ever since he learned that he couldn’t select Tim Horton in his hockey league.

If William Gay and DeAngelo Williams really loved their mothers, they would’ve appeared in Chunky Soup commercials with them.

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

This is awful, and this bad decision is inexcusable. Samer, the title should begin with, “NFL Fines Gay” in order to really bump up the clicks and enhance Deadspin’s traffic.

If he remembers to call ahead, Jerry’s surprise face can be out of cold storage and ready in 90 minutes!

Their fan has to be livid.

Seriously, it’s like there’s a referee subreddit out there where they will photoshop them into the I Dream of Jeannie costume if they make the safety signal.

Really selfish of him. No one wants to read about skiers in a non-Olympic year.

There it is.

I was gonna vote for Dan Majerle anyway.

The only acceptable backpack for any occasion is LL Bean.

Disclaimer: I may be from Maine.

Just a matter of time before “high-ranking sources inside the Eagles” start leaking that the raccoon has links to the criminal element.

Good thing they got it off the premises. Wouldn’t want it catching rabies from an Eagles fan.

if there’s ever a time of year for guys like Hirschbeck to have a bit thicker skin than usual, it’s now.

They sure made a Masada that play

#CHUCKWRONG

Maybe all those times sticking a surgical glove over his head and blowing it up really fucked with his brain.

Ladies and gentlemen, the sickest man in America.