I agree with your issues but I believe instead of turning the ball to the opposing team it should just be a loss of down. Nothing I hate more than some guy running down the field and then losing the ball out the sideline to then have the ball placed at that location.

The fumble rule should be like the rugby knock.

When watching football, nothing disappoints me more than a fumble bouncing harmlessly out of bounds. The consequences for letting go of the rock should be STARK and DIRE.

Yeah, get your shit together, Canada. This isn’t hockey where you can pelt babies with beer cans willy-nilly. This is baseball! Where we pelt grown men for flipping pieces of wood.

Your parents, I want to be my parents.

Great take Rome. Rack me

It’s a baseball game, not an orgy. If you want to bring your baby, bring your baby.

Resolved: A baseball game is, and by right should be, a safe family outing.

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

Do not throw a beer can

That’s always the best part.

A Mets/Dodgers NLCS seems unlikely at this point.

You know what’s good for absorbing alcohol while you drink?

The Trash Swiping Marchman Griping Philadelphia Phenomenon

He’s the hero the Mets deserve, but he’s not here right now. So we’ll try to find him. Because he’s lost his phone and can’t find his keys. Because he’s really drunk. He’s sloshed, absolutely out-of-his-fucking-gourd drunk...a dark rum knight.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

Nobody would’ve known about this if he kept the party in the back.

6. “Cult of Personality” - Living Colour.