I’m glad those coed leagues gave you such valuable perspective.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

Ohh, so once the big money candidates get elected, they will decide they no-longer want to accept free money.

File to: Artists are Fickle Creatures.

“I feel like Bernie supporters have everything ass backwards. FIRST you elect democrats, and THEN you change the system.”

Ok, so give me an example of how the Democrats took control of the offices and then started the revolution.

Awww man, The Mom’s Basement burn job!

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

FIRST you elect democrats, and THEN you change the system.

Yep. And that was the last time an American hired a Canadian fumigation company.

You know, that is not even the real Stanley Cup, Hockey’s Ultimate Prize at the Hall of Fame in Toronto. It’s is just a fake one. They knew Canada felt bad that their “Prime Mister” couldn’t win the Stanley Cup, Hockey’s Ultimate Prize.

Here is a great shot of the last time a Canadian President won the Stanley Cup:

Obama is the only one with a jersey in the picture. It even has his name and number on it. That is what happens when the American President wins the Stanley Cup.

So let’s check the standings. Let’s see how teams with lots of Canadians are doing. The Calgary Flames have the most Canadians with 15.

I can only believe my eyes. And here is a picture of Barack Obama winning the most recent Stanley Cup, Hockey’s Ultimate Prize.

So you got more pictures of some random dudes wearing medals. But no pictures of Canada’s President winning a Stanley Cup. Let me know when you do.

Medals?

Did Canada’s President have to quit because he couldn’t win the Stanley Cup? And it was so shameful that they just got rid of the position.

Look, I got the pictures to prove that Obama has won multiple Stanley Cups, hockey’s ultimate prize.

Is that the celebration of the first time a Canadian actually got the ball through the net without a ladder?