Nice picture of a guy not winning the Stanley Cup.

The only sore spot I have is from last year when I tripped celebrating another Stanley Cup victory by American President Barack Obama!

Hey, looking at the standings right now, I can see that Canada’s President won’t be winning a Stanley Cup this year. It’s only March and Canada’s President has already been eliminated from contention.

Here is a list of cities/states. Tell me what country they are all located in:

And it is not just Obama winning Stanley Cups for America. George Bush and Bill Clinton have also participated in this American Domination of the Stanley Cup. It is hockey’s ultimate prize, you know.

Sorry! I missed that day in school when we learned about Canada’s President, or lack thereof.

Sounds like you are just jelly that the American President keeps winning Stanley Cups.

When was the last time Canada’s President won the Stanley Cup?

The most surprising part was that a team could blow a game that badly without the word “Cleveland” appearing somewhere on their jersey.

Since I have two kids, I can never get out of the house to go to a bar. So I just stay in on Friday nights. And then after drinking a few beers, I order a bunch of CD’s from ebay for like $4 each. And they show up a few days later. It is a great system. I highly recommend it.

This is not a simple recipe. But it is worth learning. If you are going to do the brisket, do it right. It took me 3 or 4 attempts to really get it. But you will be the King of the Universe if you get it right.

Did you ever want to be on The Real World?

The goal is to win the Royal Rumble to get a shot at Hulkster at Wrestlemania.

It’s Hulkamanic Depression!

This morning when I woke up. I had a really big fart from all the cabbage and beer last night. I was trying to hold it in until the bathroom. Because my wife and kids were awake. But instead it just prolonged it into a ridiculously long fart as I walked to the bathroom. Like close to the 15 second mark. Brrrrrrrr…

I also do my best to avoid white dress shirts.

Here is the possession history for the final minute of this game.

“We’re grown men,” John Lackey said. “People in the stands can have a beer, but we can’t do what we want? That’s a little messed up.”

Unfortunately for them, they managed to lose 2-1 last week to the same tiny they face today.

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.