The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.

or those taking chill selfies with a staple in their forehead.

Am always both impressed by and worried about people who take very chill and photogenic mugshots

Yup. They’re now selling a $98 toilet brush that they instruct you to wipe clean with a dry cloth.

Don’t forget, they could hear faint music on the scans too! Several scientist and archaeologists have theories that this may be inside:

I love squirrels. I was just walking home from the grocery store and saw a squirrel running picking up food and then climbing a tree to eat it. I probably watched for 10 minutes and my ice cream melted. It was worth it though, he was a cute little guy. I also saw a corgi playing with a big husky and it also made my…

THIS IS BS, if a black bear had escaped, it would’ve been shot on site!

Hey Rylo.

hope it develops into patricidal thoughts & actions

if only it had sound you could hear the octopus whispering:

I feel so panicky for that cat. Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

my mom and i like to go to open houses just to perv on people’s terrible decorating, and one house we saw was at an intersection in a residential part of the hamptons, and the master bathtub was in its own room that faced the intersection and had floor-to-ceiling windows and no curtains.

My parents have set up their inflatable hot tub in their basement for the winter. I didn’t know it was down there until recently and I was HORRIFIED. They don’t have a finished basement, either, so it’s surrounded by boxes of stuff and old taxidermy supplies on a cement floor. I’m getting upset just thinking about it.

In the show Arrested Development episode “Burning Love”, the father orders a hot tub in the attic where he’s hiding out so that he can cook bag-and-boil dinners while he soaks. So, a cooking/party option?

There’s a lot of sleeve options in the collection, which is kind of awesome. I think we’re finally moving away from the trend of 100% strapless bridal gowns, and you have to go to like a store for modest religious brides if you want even a little cap sleeve.

I know it is inappropriate to talk about any First Lady’s hair, but fuck it. Michelle Obama’s hair is stunning. Just jaw dropping.

Michelle’s hair is incredible.

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.