“That guy’s 78 and throwing a punch like that, that reminds me of the Buzz Aldrin clip, I mean at his age we must say that that is very, very interesting,” he said. “You don’t see conservatives go into Hillary Clinton rallies and freak out at her like that. It’s a lack of respect that liberals have for freedom of…

If someone else has a bad day at work they still get paid their entire salary, right? I usually tip closer to 25-30%, if it’s bad service I’ll go down to 15%.

Personally I think you should tip even if service isn’t that great. Unless the waitstaff is rude it’s best to give something.

“And over here is where they found the torso heap!”

Sad to hear you’ll be axe murdered by a ghost. :(

It might look like I’m sitting in here in silence but I’m just savoring each one of these in turn

Why is no-one asking him whether his people, the Snake People of Lunar Colony 8, hate America!? Such fucking hypocrisy!

Floridians: how did you manage to elect as your governor ACTUAL VOLDEMORT???

And of course, Blue is her favorite color and person. Sorry Jay.

100% uncontroversial take:

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

Right?? So essentially, the school awarded THEMSELVES $50k for his sexual harassment of one of their female employees. My goodness. So every time a faculty member commits a crime against a coworker, the fucking SCHOOL gets a savings of $50k. That sounds like an incentive to keep faculty that have a record: their…

“it would ruin the Dean’s career.”

Maybe that’s a dumb thing that they should stop doing.

Hotels don’t verify. If you ask to be next to someone they accommodate if they can.

few key points to work through here:

I didn’t know a dick was the same as a pen is.

You don’t. I don’t have an issue with responsible home birth, I have an issue with no prenatal care.

What does any of this have to do with a date? They weren’t on a date. She is a professional journalist interviewing a musician so this seems off topic.

If you own a floral shop, should you be allowed to refuse service to a couple because they are black?