It was, in fact, a flaming disaster.

He tried to go mono-a-mono with the Patriots secondary...

Oh honey.

Quick sneaky Tug leads to a happy ending.

STEPSISTER WALKS IN ON QB STRETCHING IN JOCK STRAP

I believe this joke is relevant to your interests..

Almost as good as Robert Kraft’s latest video, celebrating his release.

“stick to spirits”

Do you have any idea how many of those guys wash out and we never see? Almost all of them. And the ones that are really, really good are absolutely shown preferential treatment. But thank you for your input, Mr. Manfred.

Could you be more specific?

Assistant: Yeah, coach, he’s going to New York to join those two towers they’ve got.

He just misinterpreted the advice of his previous agent, Mr. Hands.