^ this guy is goddam right.

The Jalopnik crew really is shockingly terrible live.

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

#COTD

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

It is a travesty to watch the M5 fall into the swill of tree hugging crap. Never would I have imagined a 600hp sedan looking and sounding so lame.

They already gave us that once. Unfortunately, nobody cared.

You had absolutely no second thoughts about posting that last photo, despite the fact that it shows you gave absolutely zero fucks about doing a half way decent job.

Yeah, no possible way its the driver at all. Even in the super mild turn back onto the straight he caught a spin and he was barely turning the wheel.

Too bad most Americans don’t care to know the difference between FWD and RWD. The Aussies actually give a shit, so they get nice things.

This is what the Taurus should be.

FAKE ENGINE SOUNDS.

Yes.

Doug’s still got some money left over from buying the Aston, doesn’t he?

Oy, Tavarish, I found your next project!

Oh, man. Want so hard.

And about five minutes later the adrenaline wore off, and that hurt like a bastard.

This article is the kind of numerically challenged WTF stuff that infuriates me about some of Tavarish’s “you can have an X for the price of three used Q-tips” pieces.

So, you take a SMG car that (according to you) is around $4K to $5K less than a comparable manual, spend at least $3K in parts and labor to modify it to match the manual model. Add in all the time and personal energy you put into this project, even without you doing the labor. Add the stress of now driving around in a…