Booooo!!!!!

I know the perfect spokesperson

Am I doing it right?

Swiffer?

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

This is the fucking coolest thing posted on Jalopnik this year.

How on earth have I lived all these past 19 years without realizing I need a Martini livery mug?

I can never have enough of these:

It peaked in the early 70’s.

Did human civilization peak in the early 1980s? It is possible.

Somebody didn’t air down :(

I would love to see you in a classic Mini.

I submitted this earlier but I think this tweak was worth it. Adding the circle around the shift pattern might be called for.

Well, I think it’s kinda clever. My Photoshop skills aren’t top notch but maybe less is more. Enjoy!

stuff isn’t free.

Actually a ton of fucks given BMW M5.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Looks so much better than the 2015 car.

Oh come on!