He plays basketball exactly how you imagine a shitsipper with less personality than Ted Cruz would.

Who are you writing this superlative diarrhea for?

Ya can’t, don’t try too.

Credit to those impossibly stoic backup dancers who do NOTHING to comfort the beibs.

Must know sauce of gif.

So other than what you were covering, how did you like the Ruby?

Teachers would have more responsibility than a security guard and make less money.

I don’t think you know what trolling actually is if you think my disbelief in such a product existing is synonymous with it. And I misread it. Awww, I’m such a troll misreading things.

So you asked this rhetorically?

Doesnt exist - causing water molecules to spin and generate heat energy isn’t going to brown shit.

then looking up at the camera completely dumbfounded at how they wound up on the floor.

Do they even cook for themselves?

Or, ya know, change the volume settings at will within the software settings...