Whoah, we got an edge-lord here!

You don’t think too much, period.  Dummy.

Bail is to ensure defendant shows up for trial, it isn’t related to the severity of the offense. Or have you not followed the boo-hooing about bail in NYC?

Poverty would end in two generations. Let’s do it!

Wounded combat veteran? “Thank you for your service.”

Hey, don’t forget, Cespedes will come back next year!

My experience with (and as a) Met fans is the opposite.  Met fans are happy to enjoy their team, embracing the misery and rejoicing in the occasional success.  It’s the Yankee fans who chase us down and screech about 27 rings, baby and how the Mets suck.  They’re like the whiny older brother outraged whenever someone…

The greatest swearers in the world are Hungarians and it’s not even close.

Youngsters don’t talk on the phone. They just watch terrible music videos on them at volume 10. Bonus points to the assholes wearing $300 headphones like a fucking hat while doing so.

The only “jam band” I get into is 75-77-era Zeppelin where they would do 45 minute versions of Dazed and Confused, jazzy half-hour piano recitals in No Quarter, a 20-minute Moby Dick, and a 50s medley in the middle of Whole Lotta Love. But I don’t think that counts.

I feel that way about Phish. Good for their fans, but I just don’t get it. A coworker is a fervent fan who doesn’t talk about them unless asked, and when she plays music in the office it’s never them. She’s doing it right. A close friend is also a fan, and he is forever sending me links and clips and they are…

These assholes share a stadium with another team in the biggest market in the Western Hemisphere, yet didn’t build a retractable roof because tradition or some shit. Evidently they like a 3/4-empty stadium every December when fans choose not getting pneumonia over watching shitty football teams play out the string.…

You watch the radio?

I’ve seen John Rocker at Shea. Chase Utley after trying to cripple our SS in the playoffs. Asshole Clemens after trying to kill Mike Piazza. The Yankees come to town every year. Armando Benitez blew more important games there than any closer I’ve heard of. Yet I have never seen anyone booed as long, loud and…

Robbie Anderson’s #11 jersey looks disturbingly like the original World Trade Center.

Every Giants game I’ve attended was boring. I’ve seen more hyped crowds at Episcopalian services.  People are reading fucking newspapers during the game.

You mean like the ignored crucial element how women’s soccer generates roughly 1/40 the revenues men’s soccer does, but the women deserve the same amount of money?  Hey, Sasha Lane and Meryl Streep both make movies; they should make the same salary!

Who would have thought being punched repeatedly in the head could have negative consequences?

So... students, part-timers, the stupid, the stoned will what, head right to the management track?  Or apply for their Universal Basic Income and pack another bowl?

Shop Rite is my primary.  Trader Joes for their specialty items, frozen meals, fun sauces, and chocolate-covered everything.  Costco.  Lidl for great sales and unusual items.  Two different small Italian delis (we call them “pork stores”) for produce, meats and cheeses, Italian specialty items.  Western Beef for bulk…