Shake Shack will make you a triple or quadruple. I’ve had the triple and it was delightful. Not overwhelming to manage, and with fries and a shake was an adequately sized meal.

Eh, I’m pretty sure some bright guy can write a program for these and spit ‘em out for eternity. Plug in some player names, local food items that suck, call everyone racist, the owners morons, the fans fat. It’s too hot/cold/flat/rainy there. Everyone’s racist again. The rich people there suck. Racism. It’s…

This is all warmed-over shtick, but Cheeseburger egg roll sounds pretty fucking awesome. 

God this comic was terrible. I know they had to acknowledge 9/11 but really, Doctor Doom weeping over some civilians? They should have kept it to some heroes. Maybe Kingpin. This was pure cheese.

Well he’s a Phillies fan so that much is obvious.

So the restaurants that pay taxes and provide dozens of entry-level jobs get undercut by some douche with a foot-long beard who doesn’t wash his hands after he pees in the bushes?  Nah.

He was occasionally funny before he turned into a sanctimonius prick.

The DH is shit.

Melissa Mark-Viverito is a sentient loaf of excrement.  Honoring a convicted terrorist bomber as the Puerto Rican Day Parade Grand Marshall?  Fuck you.

WTF does God Bless America have to do with anything? What does 9/11 have to do with sports? A moment of silence for the two NY teams to mark the day is sufficient. And a replay of the Piazza HR in Citifield.

I want Beef Fudge in my life.  Even more than that cola jello thing.  Please post the rest of this recipe!

I walked the day they traded fan favorite John Starks for that shithead who choked his coach.  I’m very happy with my decision.

I’ve tried.  I ended up looking like the guy from Sling Blade.  Mmm-Hmm.

That’s all I do. In between I use clippers to touch up myself and have my wife buzz the neck in back.

The down side: the same lady has come to my parents’ house for almost 30 years to cut Mom’s and Sis’ hair. She’s almost 60 now, a lifetime of doing this has wrecked her hands, she tires from standing so she rushes, and frankly she’s terrible. They don’t know what to say or do - they would feel bad not using her…

I know you posted that with the expectation to shock and disgust. I screen-shot it and am making it this weekend. I just have to find a “mold”.

my son wanted to play soccer outside the other day when I was hot and tired, and the idea of it made me exasperated, like I had to do a chore.

EVERY FUCKING TIME. I work in Manhattan and laugh at the NYPD security theater which consists entirely of unis standing around looking at their phones or kibitzing with each other.

If a bank teller was caught stealing someone’s wallet while off the clock, do you think the bank should continue to trust them to handle money

Well, vote for more democrats.  Who do you think is approving that union shit?