Would the egg be on Trump’s face if the DNC got Tebow? I know ti won’t happen, but it would be funny.

“Oh boy, these uniforms are going to finally come out of storage!!!” - Curt Schilling on the whiff of a chance he’s speaking at the convention

I guess when he bought that helmet out of the charity’s money, he thought he owned Tebow’s head?

But Jeb!

Is Lupica wearing those Steph Curry shoes?

Maybe ABC Disney will force them to give the player a rose like the bachelor.

Unless actual machetes are used.

It sounds like someone is internally strangling him, like the ghost of a thousand bartenders forced to stay past last call to serve him and the ghosts of all those women who had to endure the leather treatment.

He and a Seagull wailed on some pigeons until security showed up an hour later.

I guess they keep moving forward. At least they won’t have to clean those cars of Clarkson’s old man stink.

The goober grape of beer.

God, all these stories of nickel and diming people and being so hostile. It’s not surprising given the indentured servitude that these people live in and the constant state of being put out in the trash by Vince. Even the marquee names are likely to feel that way.

open toed of course....

I expect to see these with velcro straps anytime soon.

I negotiate with the sky regularly. I beat the sky all the time.

Clay Buchholz is now a shadow of his former self, much like Theon Greyjoy.