I know I used to say it - I guess as someone said to try to come off as a good guy or some shit after totally just doing it - but then I married an enthusiastic but unsentimental fucker doesn’t want, need or expect to chitchat afterward.

Wow, OK, those horrible hoppy micro brews have a place after all.

So what, you post like a story every six weeks - in this case a boring dirge, entirely about yourself, that you’ve had in the drawer for a year - and you get paid? Good luck in the real world.

Did not know. Thanks for the insight.

That outfit at the top right... Capri pants for dudes A-OK?

O Caesar!

Em dash is proper style for attribution of a quotation? Honest question. Gotta ask what style manual.

Zzz

Glad the arbiter of clever and funny squared that away for me.

Two hours after publishing (with a throw the Gawker’s page) and you garner fewer thank 70 comments? Maybe don’t run with drivel like this next time.