This is such a massive bummer. I’m a huge fan of the Grizzlies and they’ve done so many good things over the last couple of years (they offer free space to local non-profits for meetings and events, they’ve worked hard to be a part of the downtown community, they support and even make merchandise supporting immigrants…

Bird and Mathis probably need some Maalox after that.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

Yeah, except it wasn’t.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

“TECHNICALS ARE DETRIMENTAL TO THE TEAM” is not the scorchingly brilliant take you seem to believe it is.

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

OW ME BACK

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

You literally just explained why the call wasn’t right - he can’t be offside if he’s the “6th” player on the ice. No too-many-men call, no offside.

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

“my public defender could have got me off.”

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

I love how these type of posts always bring out the “you learn this in Little League/Pee-Wee” people. The coaches tell kids that because most of the coaches are fucking dicks trying to live vicariously through 8 year olds and  would rather win on a technicality than lose honorably (which is supposed to be the lesson…

Except that that’s not actually a rule, and the offside rule is. You can turn left after overrunning first base as long as you don’t make any movement that indicates an attempt to advance. We just tell Little Leaguers “don’t turn left” because we don’t trust their little larval brains to understand the nuances of the…

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
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